Your best ad just wore out.

I build e-com brands 30 fresh UGC-style ad variations every month — scripted from your real customer reviews, captioned, platform-ready, delivered weekly. You never run out of creative to test.

Spec ad for a real pet brand — researched, scripted, filmed, and captioned by my pipeline in one afternoon. Free, before they ever replied.

Why this exists

Ad fatigue is the tax every brand pays

The same ad shown to the same audience decays — costs creep up, results slide, and the fix is always the same: more fresh creative than any brand has time to make.

Winning DTC brands now test dozens of variations a month. Human UGC runs $150–$500 per video. That math is why your creative calendar is always behind — and it's the math I fix.

How it works

Review-mined, not made up

1

Mine

I read your customer reviews and your ad history, and pull the exact pain points, phrases, and angles your buyers already use.

2

Script

Those angles become 25+ hooks per product — testimonial, before/after, label-read, value math, picky-eater test — each built to stop a scroll in 2 seconds.

3

Ship

You get 30 captioned, platform-ready variations a month, delivered weekly. Your team runs them on your accounts, your budget, your data.

Then it compounds: each month I read what won in your account and the next batch doubles down on it. Batch two is smarter than batch one. Batch six is unfair.

Pricing

Start with the pilot. Fire me if it loses.

Start here

$500

one-time pilot

  • 10 ad variations for one product
  • Delivered in 5 days
  • Test them against your current creative
  • If they lose, you keep the ads and walk
Start the pilot

The engine

$2,000

per month

  • 30 ad variations monthly
  • Weekly delivery drops
  • Winners iterated, losers cut
  • Cancel anytime
Ask about the engine

Volume + strategy

$4,000

per month

  • Higher volume across products
  • Creative strategy + angle planning
  • Monthly performance readouts
  • Priority turnaround
Talk volume

Straight up: these are AI-generated UGC-style ads — that's why the price works. Every ad ships platform-compliant and honestly labeled, and every claim is pulled from your product's real reviews and specs. Persona is packaging; facts are facts.

Want a free sample first?

Send me your product link. I'll make you an ad variation for it — free, no call, no deck. If you like it, we talk. If not, keep it and run it anyway.